The Really Good Samaritan
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing
next to the urinal. The guy has no arms.
As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders
to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. Bob
finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him
out.
Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help
you."
The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?"
Bob says, "OK."
Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?"
Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mould and red bumps,
with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something
awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points
for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."
Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with
your penis?"
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't
know, but I ain't touching it.
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