Thinking Outside the Box V
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked
for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful"
in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My
father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful
in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then
called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful ban quet and it turned out
beautifully."
She said, "Excellent, Michael!"
Then the teacher reluctantly called on BILLY.
BILLY says, "Last night at the dinner table, my sister
told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful,
just fucking beautiful!'"
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