Irish Coffee
An elderly Irish woman goes to the doctor and asks his help
to revive her husband's sex drive ...
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't
even take an aspirin for a headache."
"No problem." replies the doctor. "Drop it into
his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and then call me
in a week to let me know how it worked out."
A week later, Mrs. Murphy calls the doctor and he inquired as
to how things went. "Oh, faith and bejaysus and begorrah
it was terrible, just terrible, doctor."
"What happened?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee.
The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, with a gleam
in his eye and with his pants bulging fiercely!!! He swept the
cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off
and then proceeded to make wild, mad, passionate love to me
on the tabletop! It was terrible!"
"What was terrible?" said the doctor. "Was the
sex not good?"
"Oh no, doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years,
but I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again."
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