Blue Hair & Steering Wheels
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women
barely large enough to see over the dashboard.
As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight
was red but they just
went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to
herself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just
went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection,
the light was red, and again they went right through. This time,
the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but
was also concerned that she might be seeing things.
She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely
red and they went right through it.
She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you
know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could
have killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and cried, "Oh shit! Am I driving?"
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